solluxander:

lms (luigi makes salad)

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patientlyy:

how can i take selfies without wanting to kill myself afterwards

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spoo-kyou:

how much money do they pay the models in stock photos

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like

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seriously

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wHAT

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IS

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THIS

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I DON’T

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UNDERSTAND

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WHAT

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IS THAT SALAMI

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tinybabymouth:

I…..i like….a boy. I am so weak

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lalondes:

i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone

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dicklover3000:

my mom found a birthday card i made for my brother in elementary school

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so we opened it up

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i implied that i hated him and then drew my own selfie

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dont-touch-mysammywinchester:

aglassofgleeblesplease:

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

do u ever watch movies or shows where they have a flashback to a main character’s childhood and it’s so god damn well cast that you think for a second that they built a time machine and filmed the same actor when they were a little kid

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WHAT THE FUCK

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sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy

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trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

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